transmemesatan:

can-not-fight-your-aphrodisiac:

Difference between 1996 and 2011

she has gotten so much faster… years and years of training have paid off. i’m proud of her

(Source: stachelschwein-dilemma, via trapcard)

coffeepeople:

if you are attracted to me you are required by law to tell me. 

(via pizza)

cueparanoia:
“They either didn’t think this through or they really thought this through
”

cueparanoia:

They either didn’t think this through or they really thought this through

(Source: fraternalclassics, via chickendillas)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via chickendillas)

allons-yasshole:

deodrant:

i was never good at geography 

not with that latitude

(via dogs-of-peace)

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re lying and ur bestfriends backs u up

image

(via dogs-of-peace)

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